Hollywood

The main difference between Hollywood, California and Hollywood, Tallinn is there are more fit girls in the latter. Which is probably why it's always packed to the rafters with wannabee Lotharios, keen to impress. Unlike some other cheesy discos though, Hollywood is not trying to be something it's not. The music is dancefloor friendly, the atmosphere frisky and hedonistic and it's difficult not to have fun - especially if you do manage to strike up a conversation with that leggy blonde! If you're one of those club snobs that bangs on about 'musical integrity' and the like then you probably won't like this place... But then who invited you anyway?

"Incredible. The best trip destination i have hever been!"

Mário Costa
Portugal
Jun.28.2008
Overall rating 5/5

"Unfortunately the music wasn't the cheesy party classics that we'd expected... however, the flange on show was magnificent and beyond belief! ...can't believe so many gorgeous women in one place!"

Derek Johns
United Kingdom
Mar.07.2008
Overall rating 4/5

"Admittedly I endured there no more than 30 min on a Friday night. Yes, patrons were coming and may be they were going to fill the place, but the locals were too young for me, and foreigners were testosterone driven big parties. Must have been a fun place; however, if you are on your own or traveling with a small group who knows how to behave, there is some better place to dance in Tallinn, with more character and women who will inflict you major damage breaking you heart (or taking advantage of you making you buy drinks, if you are naive enough). For the better place you will have to do your homework and find it yourself, because I am not going to tell, sorry. "

FrequentFlyer
Italy
Feb.11.2008
Overall rating 3/5

"Before Tallinn I had never watched 2 fit women lezz off in front of me while dancing to Unfinished Sympathy. Now I have, and believe me, everyone should try it before they die. Especially AJ. Clean"

Alfonso Nickerbacon
The Bahamas
Feb.06.2007
Overall rating 5/5

"again, it really is very good.....and only five minutes away."

tumnus
Gabon
Feb.06.2007
Overall rating 5/5

"frozen on the spot.....Claustrophobic from stunning girl....stepped off the dancefloor to grab some air.....next thing i know, I'm back at the apartment with an 18 yr old ozzie and my mates are there dropping 25 kroon notes into her knickers!! brillint!"

Muckles
Chad
Feb.06.2007
Overall rating 5/5

"Fanny. Thousands of 'em."

Shane-o
Aruba and Netherlands Antilles
Feb.06.2007
Overall rating 5/5

"Apparently it's amazing. I definitely would have pulled had my Mum let me go away... "

Andrew Johnston
United Kingdom
Feb.06.2007
Overall rating 5/5

"Amazing, even i pulled in here and i have a wooden leg"

Tony Crouchman
Albania
Feb.06.2007
Overall rating 5/5

"Unbelievable. Seriously."

Luke Phebey
United States
Feb.06.2007
Overall rating 5/5

"Hollywood Club is a legendary nightlife player in Tallinn. You've got to go at least once - a great laugh guaranteed!"

Greg
United Kingdom
Nov.03.2006
Overall rating 5/5

"Hollywood rules baby! Estonian girls are the best. I'll be back for sure!"

Dax
Netherlands
May.02.2006
Overall rating 5/5

"It's hard to avoid this place when in Tallinn! We went on our first night and then even though we went somewhere else on the following night, it turned out to be full of mafioso types and their stuck up girlfriends...so guess where we ended up? Consider Hollywood a low risk strategy for a decent night out."

Spunky
United Kingdom
Feb.09.2006
Overall rating 4/5