Oh dear, you didn't believe your stag-tour operator when he claimed that all the Estonian girls give it up on the first night did you? No boys, Tallinn may be full of sexy ladies but this is still the real world (viz. you're still an ugly loser) and Intimo lingerie store is the closest you're likely to come to a pair of knickers all weekend. But at least your girlfriend will appreciate the present! Mind you, talk about a 'win-win situation'. Buy your missus some stunningly sexy underwear, and who's she going to model it in front of after all? Now all that remains for you to do is take it off again... And collect your reward for being a good-boy in Tallinn!
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