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Are we at Tallinn Life the sort of sad and pathetic people who will milk a nation’s genetic make-up and a tired stereotype in order to get a few cheap laughs? Damn right we are! Having trawled (...and believe us, it was like sifting for gold in Lake Ulemiste with a collander!) the internet for Blonde Jokes we 'proudly' present the best of the worst.
Feel free to impress your mates by reeling one out whenever your distinct lack of social skills threatens to create an embarrassing pause in the conversation.
Above: Remember never to leave your laptop in a blonde's bathroom!
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduce herself.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Q: Why don’t blondes read Shakespeare?
A: They don’t know who wrote it.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
…and if you really do have too much time on your hands, here are some longer ones:
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said: "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said: "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again."
There were three women, a brunette, a red head, and a blonde. They all worked together at an office. Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The red head went home to get in a quick workout before her dinner date. The blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opened the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the brunette and the red head are talking about going home early again. They ask the blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught."
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 | | "The blondes posting on this comment page are reinforcing their stereotype." | vand
United States
Mar.01.2008
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "Really good jokes,
In response to Emily, most blonde jokes are based on bleached blondes, chicks who think that hair color will make them hotter; It's a shame really, brunettes are the hottest" | A.J.
United States
Mar.01.2008
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "some of those jokes are very funny ,but some so not make sense!!!" | Thumper
Canada
Feb.17.2008
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "Some blondes are dipshits." | ajhjtxtw
United States
Feb.10.2008
rates this page 2/5 |
| | "Some blondes are dipshits." | ajhjtxtw
United States
Feb.10.2008
rates this page 2/5 |
| | "seriously? this girl emily wrote in her comment...hair dusnt matter its just dead skin cells...thats soooo wrong and to prove every1 who slates blondes...yep u guesd it shes a blonde..suprising isnt it" | parkesy
United States
Jan.23.2008
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "I @# just%^ wantedto ^& know weather..........@#$ the revlon^& or the loreal)! blonde is smarter??????" | sid
India
Jan.18.2008
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "well i dont think blondes are dumb just to busy being slutty thats all jk..
heres a joke:Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any" | someguy
United States
Jan.10.2008
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "wow blondes can do stupid things somethimes but they are all not stupid. my girlfriend is blonde and shes not stupid. i dont care about the jokes but sterio typing all blondes to be stupid is wrong" | blondes are funny
United States
Dec.28.2007
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "hattierock" | ststst
United States
Dec.19.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "OMG! those jokes are so funny.
i showed my friends and they read them all abpout 10 times. and are still laughing when i speak about them!
Thanx!" | .B.E.N.
Australia
Dec.15.2007
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "Dear Blonde,
You say that Harvard and all those other places wanted you. For what, sure in the heck wasn't for your spelling because sweetie you sure can't spell. You need to come back to reality, take a look in the mirror and get over yourself. I don't really care what color your hair is if you are gonna talk smack at least know what you are talking about. Now that's dumb!!!!" | none ya
United States
Dec.15.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "here is another joke:
A blond is walking down the street when she sees a tv she really wants to buy.So she askes the sales man how much it is and he said," Sorry. We dont sell to dumb blonds. That night she went home and died her hair red. The next day she asked the sales man the same thing.And again he said," Sorry. we dont sell to dumb blonds. She went home and died her hair black and went back the next dayand asked again. the sales man said the same thing so she dies her hair beown and asked again. Still, the sales man repeated," We dont sell to dumb Blonds!!!" Then the blond said," How do u know I'm blond? I went home and died my hair 3 times! Why cant i buy that tv?" Then the sales man said," Because! Its an oven!"" | Alex
United States
Dec.15.2007
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "oh my gosh... blondes are not that stupid at all. if a blonde caught any guy doin the dirty with her boss she would slap him around. I'm blonde and have gotten through life pretty well so far, not cause of my hair. your hair is just dead skin cells... how would that determine how smart you are? brunettes personally are sluttier and only THINK they have more fun, cause the blondes have more fun saying was made first.. geez brunettes, get your own saying. don't take others. anywayss though hair COLOR doesn't matter! stupidsss people can easily change it anyways." | Emily
United States
Dec.15.2007
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| | "im blonde.. bu thats mean" | kelsy
Canada
Dec.15.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "BLONDS CAN BE SO STUPID SOME TIMES,AND I SHOULD KNOW MY SISTERS BLOND" | CHARLES
Costa Rica
Dec.14.2007
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "A Blond walks in to the Library "I'd like a burger and fries please" she says,
"Miss this is a Library" the librarian replies.
*whispers* "Sorry i would like burgers and fries please"" | Simcha
United States
Dec.12.2007
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| | "that hattie girl is so stuck up" | katie
United States
Dec.12.2007
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "i would just like to say to the blonde who said that blondes have more fun and stuff well we dont make fun of you, some of my best friends are blondes and they are smarter than me, we dont mean it, haircolour doesn't matter, its the person. but they are just funny and they cheer you up, everyone knows that blondes arent really stupid. Dont get offended any blondes, the joke could be made with brunettes. but you have to admit that they are funny and you probably did laugh or at least smile when you read the jokes. x " | Hattie
United Kingdom
Dec.12.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "Blondes are the best! What is with the world and making fun of blondes? wait..don't answer that, i'll answer it. YOU ARE ALL JELOUSE THAT YOU AREN"T AS HOT AS US!!! Just so you know, i have natural platnume blonde hair. I was the most popular girl from kindergarden to my senior high shcool year. And yet Princeton, Hrarvard, Yale, Stanford, and USC have all ofered me scholarcships 1ust for being SMART! most blondes i know are actually smart. so stop wasting your time critizising blondes and do something valuable with your time. Like they say: BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN!!!" | blondie
United States
Dec.09.2007
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| | "i think that it was as funny as a blonds looks! keep on rockin brunettes" | Sarah Doubie
United States
Dec.09.2007
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "hiyyaa howws yah doinn x im jenny :) any way nice to meet yah byee x oh im blonde n im not dum btw so omg" | Jenny
United Kingdom
Dec.09.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "oh and to all the rest of those blonde hating faggots, you are all just sad. i can take a jk but hello hunnie tht doesnt sound lyk a jk. and y r blondes the slut, there are heaps of brunettes in porno mags (slut!!!). and there are lots of brunettes in porno mags with there hair dyied blonde as well.. blonde wannabe.. so keep to those blonde jokes but stop tring to make us blondes sound lyk sluts... this comment goes to all of those people who wrote those comments about the blonde jokes, there just a joke so dont get all personal and start to agree, becoz hello, there are all kinds of sluts out there, and all kinds of responsible intelligent people out there 2 including blondes..." | megan
Australia
Dec.08.2007
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| | "Michelle
Canada
Dec.08.2007
rates this page 4/5
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ tht michelle sounds lyk a brunette, always thinking tht blondes are sluts just becoz guys prefer blondes and well blondes are prettier than most brunettes. we are smart, and is just tht sum blondes can act stupid sumthimes doesnt mean all blondes are stupid. but dont get me wrong the jokes where funny, but her comment she rote is just fucking rude and impolit, so who was the impolit and rude slut there, u bitch (whore). this comment was directed to michelle. oh and y are so many brunettes dying there hair blonde, mayb bcoz when eva they say sumthing stupid they can hav an excuse and say luk im blonde now.. patetic
i do lyk reading blonde jks. i think that they are very funny, i read them myself and the funny 1's, i tell to other people. these 1's where very funny ;) and i injoyed reading them, but when i read other people comments n read tht person named michelles comment i was very anoyed since she has no right to say that every blonde is a stupid slut and hav no maners." | mega
Australia
Dec.08.2007
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "don't hate my because i'm prettier than u" | sara
United States
Dec.08.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "haha these are funny but im blonde and im not a slut or stupid and i rember things the next day but you blondes are all being well childish haveing a go we make jokes about other things why not hair colours if we no its not true why oes it matter?" | lilly
United Kingdom
Dec.08.2007
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "Blondes suck. They're always rude to brunettes, and their stupid. Brunettes are sexier, smarter, funner, more polit and way better then tho's otha sluts." | Michelle
Canada
Dec.08.2007
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "there is this saying that Blondes might have lots of fun but Brunettes remember it the next day!!!!" | liv
Australia
Dec.06.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "there is a saying that Blondes might have lots of fun but Brunettes remember it the next day!" | Australia
Australia
Dec.06.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "i will skrew any one
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United States
Dec.05.2007
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| | "blondes only have more fun cuz they r sluts" | andy
United States
Dec.05.2007
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| | "why the bonde cross the road?
idk either but she better get back and make me a sandwich." | ricky bobby
United States
Dec.05.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "All you haters are just jealous because blondes have more fun. " | Blondes Rock
Australia
Dec.05.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "ugg these were soooo not funny! God get some new meterial! u guys suck!" | hi
United States
Dec.04.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "tht was well funny the best one was the last on. but thiis iis true blondes have more fun ut brunetts can remember iit thaa nxt daii lol ii aint a BLONDE II dnt like thm they iis well dumb lol x x x x reply plz === " | hayley
United States
Dec.04.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "i think that they are pretty funny but if you want funnier go to www.cooldumbblondejokes.com/dumbjokes they are so much better and funnier i love them they are awsome" | madi
Canada
Nov.29.2007
rates this page 2/5 |
| | "omg blond jokes r the best one time i was laughing so hard rice came out my nose it hurt but it just made me laugh more lol yay blond jokes " | kristen
United States
Nov.29.2007
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "lmfao...." | noneofurbeesswaxblonde...
Albania
Nov.26.2007
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "omg, BLONDE JOKES ARNT TRU!! im a blond soooooo STOP lmao jkjkjkjk" | SS
United States
Nov.26.2007
rates this page 2/5 |
| | "omg these jokes are so mean im blonde but im used too it u gusse" | amanda
Canada
Nov.26.2007
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "hahaha i love blonde jokes....truth, i have noticed that the "dumb blondes" are really other hair colors that have bleached their hair blonde and act dumb then natural blondes get the bad rap for it. but if a girl who is blonde does some things stupid then she can just say they had a blonde moment :) and other people dont have an excuse if they do something stupid they are just considered dumb. and whats that saying " oh haha yea, let them laugh and call you dumb. that just means they will be more suprised when you out smart and kill them". alot of people take these jokes way too seriously." | Mai
Canada
Nov.25.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "i em a blon ank ie donnnnn ligh dis joces" | jesika or jescica i dont know how to spe
United States
Nov.24.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "omg thats so funny, read Jessica's comment defending blonde's, she spells like a 9 year old brunette." | Joey
United States
Nov.24.2007
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "This site is very interesting. It seems to raise a debate about the nature of stereotyping and how far someone can take a negative stereotype before it becomes inappropriate. An interesting aspect of this is that within the blond stereotype tends to be another stereotype often overlooked: if one is speaking of blonds jokingly, it is rare that they would be referring to any blond person that was not a sexually attractive young female in her prime. When was the last time you have heard a blond joke about a male or a child? I believe that the joke becomes inappropriate when it seems to be "trying too hard" to insult a blond, and not independently funny. If you cannot replace "a blond" with "my friend Jane Doe" and still keep the humour, then the joke could truly be harmful to certain people. Remember that everyone is entitled to an opinion and that even more so they are entitled to their own feelings. Disagreeing is fine, but try not to belittle someone's opinion in lieu of your own. This site is here to have some fun." | Sight and Reason
Canada
Nov.22.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "thiese r really stupid if you want to insult a blonde got better jokes cuz these suck thurst me im a blonde and i got all of them put something up that theyll try duh." | jessica
United States
Nov.22.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "its funny on some of the comments that people leave on this forum when their trying to defend blondes, but end up typing things that dont even make any sense or have typing error's that make them seem retarded." | Some random kid
United States
Nov.20.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "Blonds R HOT !!" | Chris
United States
Nov.19.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "thats real funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" | justin
United States
Nov.19.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "hey i am burrnette!!! but i have lots u blonde friends ,and they are way better than any u every had.plus...at least they can spell "hell"" | veronica-2 nick
United States
Nov.18.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "i am a blonde andni dont mind if men say these jokes because there are alot more jokes about stupid men than there are for blondes" | tanya
United Kingdom
Nov.17.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "This is lame and I am a blond and some blond jokes are good like the tree one and how she sweves out of the way and the police officer pulls her over and says why are you swerving because the trees are poping out every where and the police officer replis that your air freshoner " | mini me
Zimbabwe
Nov.16.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "i totally agree with emmy on this 1. im a blonde myself, & yeah people will assume that im not the smartest thing and then i prove them wrong. people will purposely make blonde jokes around me just 2 make me mad, but then i just laff at them 4 even trying 2 get me mad. i also think that us blondes need 2 get over the fact that we're blonde!! get over it. i mean, people make other steriotypical jokes towards brunettes 2. i mean sum people say that brunettes have mustaches and they get made fun of 4 it so us blondes have no rite 2 gripe. i mean im not the brightest lightbulb either, but its not b/c im blonde, its just the way it is. sum of my blonde friends get mad @ me when i laugh @ blonde jokes b/c im a blonde, but its like so what. i mean if a joke is funny, im gunna laugh. by the way, these jokes were hilarious!! :-) " |
United States
Nov.15.2007
rates this page 5/5
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| | "i thought that theses jokes were funny. and i dont care if your blonde or bald it doesnt matter. sterotypical jokes are harmless as long as they are made as JOKES. thats why they're called jokes, because they're funny. get over it. if your a blonde you need to get over yourself and relize that people that laugh at blonde jokes are doing just that. laughing at a joke. its nothing personal, but i am sick of people being affended by blonde jokes. yes some blondes are dumb. but so are some brunettes and some red heads too. the dumbest girl i know is a brunette." | Emmy
United States
Nov.15.2007
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "thats funny!" | justin
United States
Nov.15.2007
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "im blonde :D" |
United States
Nov.15.2007
rates this page 3/5
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| | "well im a brunette but blondes r actually cool but weird at the same time.It all depends on the blonde bcz if its a cokie person or a mean person or just someone u dont like yeah i understand but just watch out for the person they r and youll understand what i mean.: )" | **MONKEY**
United States
Nov.12.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "These R ok jokes i have heard more hilariouse ones.: )but just work on it more and youll get there soon.oh and blondes dont worry youll b fine." | ~~ME~~
United States
Nov.12.2007
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "ha ha u dumb blondes! that stuff is hilarious but nearly as funny as this one dumb blonde in my class! one time in health she asked" whats an std? r they candy? i want one!" it was hilarious! i laughed my ass off! no offense to blondes but sometimes there are blondes that are stupid as heel and its hilarious!" | nick
United States
Nov.12.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "why did the blonde cross the road?
...to get 2 the other side! lol
dis is 4 my blonde friend quinn!!" | poptart
United States
Nov.08.2007
rates this page 5/5 |
| | "How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
She can't find her pencil and her tampon is resting behind her ear.
Sorry, couldn't help myself." | Master Blade
United States
Nov.08.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "hey albanians settle down OK!!!! the jokes rock" | mousey again
Australia
Nov.06.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "ahhhhhhhh, just fabulous whoeva made them up is a legend... by the way i'm a blond too...
" | mousey
Australia
Nov.06.2007
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "Im a Blonde and those jokes made me laugh so hard I started to cry they were that good and true. I have some better ones though. I might put supurb if I knew what it meant.LOL" | Mad Dog
United States
Nov.06.2007
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "yall united kingdom can shut the fffff up 4 albanian come and kill u !!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahaha albanians are takin over when u think about albanians" | albanians_are#1
Albania
Nov.05.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "ast sum a mer po sum nuk de dita sana ja kan kan tu chun suck my ballls haaa" | shiptar
Albania
Nov.05.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "if u aint shit u aint shqip so i dont care about yall blondes suck albanians ass" | shqiptare
Albania
Nov.05.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "its so gay i mean come on.
put the penut in the penut hole" | bitch
Albania
Nov.05.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "wow who ever touchk thetime to do tis page was a ideait thrue and thrue lllaaammmeee" | Sarah Clark
United States
Nov.05.2007
rates this page 2/5 |
| | "I am blonde, but i still laughed at them. they were pretty funny." | Jessie
United States
Nov.04.2007
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "ok im sorry but i was luki at the coments n i saw this
"ok, first off were not that dumb and at least we get dates. blondes have more fun and their more prettier. brunettes dont have jokes because they make them up and people go along with them thinking its funny when really its not they dont have anything better to do and i am a BLONDE!! mess with me, ill mess your head "
wtf!! that is juckin gay n a load of lies blondes are prittier as if!!! you can get some ugly and sum pretty but just cuz ur blonde dont mean u gotta be pretty!! i have seen loooooaaads of ugly blodes!! and pretty so u cant say there always pretty.. n dot ever say tht there prettier n get dates cause just think of angelina jolie shes brunette and shes not ugly for 1.. and shes married to the sexiest man alive i my opinion .. she must me pretty damn sexy to get him!!
not bein nasty but all my blonde mates i have i fall out with them more than my brunnette mates?? :s
ad alsoo u cant say bruetes have nuthi better to do just cause there brunette so get fucked!!" | kiendall2
United Kingdom
Nov.03.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "ok rite tht is a ld of bullshit tht blondes are cruel.. rite im brunette.. and u cant tell who has more fun just by the colour of there hair so hu ever says tht are just stupid.. and i know loads!!! of blondes ad ye u can get sum dumb but u can get sum dumb brunettes! but i know loads of really inteleget 1s so... but blode jokes are just funny but there obv not true just a bitt of a laugh!!" | kendall
United Kingdom
Nov.03.2007
rates this page 3/5 |
| | "People who make fun of blondes for beng dumb are spiteful and sometimes cruel!
I've got loads of friends that are blondes and they're really, really smart! Top in the class actually!
Eat that blonde offenders" | Sammy
United Kingdom
Nov.02.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "you blondes need to grow up . you are all ignorant . you need to stop and laugh at yourself once in a while . stop being so stuck up. some of you are so stuck up as if you had something stuck up your ass so get over it and take out wat ever in there . these jokes are funny so dont be hating on the brunnet. you only say that blondes have more fun because ya'll lame and dont got a life .so get a fucking job and stop living off daddy" | MARY
United States
Nov.02.2007
rates this page 4/5 |
| | "ok, first off were not that dumb and at least we get dates. blondes have more fun and their more prettier. brunettes dont have jokes because they make them up and people go along with them thinking its funny when really its not they dont have anything better to do and i am a BLONDE!! mess with me, ill mess your head " | caroline
United States
Nov.02.2007
rates this page 1/5 |
| | "r these joke aimed at woman cuz it jst not funny" | doitbiatch
United Kingdom
Nov.01.2007
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