Harsh, but true...

I dont talk to people anymore because of these kind of jokes.
Thanks world!

the jokes are wicked and any blonde that says they ar'nt stupid they're right they ar'nt stupid......they just have to common sense lool

What do you call a brunette in between two blondes..... Translator. =)

im dum and im blnde

hiw du u spell blnde? i forgot bekus im blonde

Why are you all arguing ladies? You are all beautiful im sure:-) make love not war!

i have blonde hair and blondes being dumb is not true most of the girls in the top sets have blonde hair at are school i mean you wouldn't put jokes about black people on the interent unless you were racist so why blonde jokes don't you think its a little offensive! Any blonde people who are like that are just faking to get attention! brunette are no smarter infact i friend was telling me a blonde joke which she didn't even get yet i did and i have blonde hair!

Well, I'm a natural platinum blonde because I come from a Scandinavian background. I don't really care how blondes are stereotyped, because in the end, everyone knows that intellect isn't dependant on hair colour. There are just girls who think it's cool to 'dumb themselves down' because they think guys will like them better, it's sad and it happens amongst brunettes too.

I am blond (natural, not bleached) and and we are SO not dumb..most blonds fake being dumb to "Look cute". And blonds are hotter than other colors because we have fair skin and beautiful features! TEEHEE!! Haven't y'all heard Brunettes are boring and Blonds have more fun! :D

These jokes are mildly funny. I am a natural brunette whose been dying her hair blonde for a few years. It 'suits me'. Anyway, for all you claiming to be smart, maybe you should have paid more attention in ENGLISH CLASS. This is NOT a topic to use chatspeak. I mean, it is kind of difficult for people to believe that you are smart 'wen u talk lik dis' you just seem ignorant. Thank you.

I'm a true blonde! :D
I loved the jokes teehee x
i have to admit i didn't get some of them lol :S :D
But wen i eventually did, i laughed lds :D
Yep, we can be smart when we wana be, bt to tell you the truth; it's just too much effort. So we stick 2 being dumb :P :D Love the Jokes
Bunny Boo x x

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can understand them.

I find it kind of funny that the vast majority of the self-proclaimed 'smart' brunette commenters have such terrible spelling. Oh, the irony!

Cute jokes, though!

HAHA the first long one is hilarious!!

was the boss a guy or girl?

People need to chill out abit. A joke is a joke, people need to learn to laugh at themselves sometimes. Its a silly stereotype that blondes are dumb, but these jokes arn't specifically aiming to offend.
I'm blonde, I have three A levels in Maths, Chemistry and Biology. That throughs the stereotype but I can still laugh at blonde jokes as I know they ae not specifically aimed at me or any indevidual for that fact!

im blonde and....well some of these i didnt get,im sorry im just not as smart as some people...but the ones that i did get are funny!

Blondes and ESPECIALLY reds are HOT.
The meanies who joke are NOT.

Tbh, people need to relax about these jokes, im naturally platinum blonde and i know its not true that blondes are stupid, just learn to laugh (:

ok look i have probably had the hardest time with blonde jokes and these are FUNNY!!!!!!!

First of all these blonde jokes aren't funny but they are discriminating. Not all blondes are retarded. I'm a blonde and most of my family and friends think i'm smart due to staight A's all in school.

lol they are really funny jokes but i think you should have more

Those of you who are critizing Emily for saying the "dead hair particles and smartness," thing you should because even though she is blonde she happens to be right about it, and she has a point...looked it up and it is true...but what is blonde about it...the way she said it, not what she said...thats what makes a blonde, blonde...

first of all, I think that you are all funny idiot who have no life...Second some brunettes would do themselves a favour to die their hair blonde no matter how bad it works because it just suites them...but are blonde like realy that dumb...I mean is their like anything wrong with clarifying information (haha blonde moment)blondes my seem to do dumb things, but dumb people are not stupid they are curious ppl, stupid is like retarded...as such ppl who do dumb things are smart for taking risk...blonde minds might seem dumb at times...but it is the mind of the blonde becomes famous...like ablert einstein was like suppose to be retarded because he couldnt read, but invented quantum physics...my point being that those who are dumb are genius...and those are lik well i dont know are just stupid regardless of being blonde.

I love blonde jokes, if they are not too mean spirited. I have to admit that of all the girls and women I have admired the most, two thirds were...blondes! Claudia Schiffer RULES!

I absolutely love blonde jokes because they are true. I loved these jokes but some I read in a joke book... is someone copying them.

excuse me but some blondes are actully smart such as me. maybe not all the time but hey, who is perfect.
But I LOVE blonde jokes :)

The smartest person I have ever met is a blonde. My very good brunette friend asked where the Boston massacre was. Another brunette thinks she lives in a giant bucket. No joke. She's not special, just dumb.

go brunettes

go blondes! We r not as stupid as we seem! lol
i mean they r just jokes get a grip!

why do they make these jokes about blondes-half of us aren't dumb and party. brunettes prob party more than us and get more guys. not all blondes are pretty and love pink and do what the steriotype says we do! im dying my hair brown cause i think its hotter! also it makes u look thinner! lol GO BRUNETTES-although blondes are awesome too! haha

omg im that kinda blonde.. and didnt get some of those jokes they were still super funny :-p

Blondes may have more fun but brunettes remember it the next day

LOL!! Good jokes guys, I really enjoyed that!!

ok, listen. all blondes r not dumb. im blonde but you shouldnt take a blonde joke so much to heart. everyone has a dumb moment at one point in time. just like "little johny" jokes, not every one named Johny isnt pissed off! wtf ppl. u need to get over getting offended by everything and just have a laugh!

Lol, even if not all blondes are dumb we need SOMEONE to make the jokes about. We can just go "the dumb person almost got caught" we have to have someone. Just Get the **** over it!!

hahaha really funny and im the biggest blonde too lol literally i love being blonde and guys dont seem to mind either so i dont get offened be jealousy jokes =)

The blondes posting on this comment page are reinforcing their stereotype.

Really good jokes,
In response to Emily, most blonde jokes are based on bleached blondes, chicks who think that hair color will make them hotter; It's a shame really, brunettes are the hottest

some of those jokes are very funny ,but some so not make sense!!!

wow blondes can do stupid things somethimes but they are all not stupid. my girlfriend is blonde and shes not stupid. i dont care about the jokes but sterio typing all blondes to be stupid is wrong

OMG! those jokes are so funny.
i showed my friends and they read them all abpout 10 times. and are still laughing when i speak about them!
Thanx!

Dear Blonde,
You say that Harvard and all those other places wanted you. For what, sure in the heck wasn't for your spelling because sweetie you sure can't spell. You need to come back to reality, take a look in the mirror and get over yourself. I don't really care what color your hair is if you are gonna talk smack at least know what you are talking about. Now that's dumb!!!!

here is another joke:

A blond is walking down the street when she sees a tv she really wants to buy.So she askes the sales man how much it is and he said," Sorry. We dont sell to dumb blonds. That night she went home and died her hair red. The next day she asked the sales man the same thing.And again he said," Sorry. we dont sell to dumb blonds. She went home and died her hair black and went back the next dayand asked again. the sales man said the same thing so she dies her hair beown and asked again. Still, the sales man repeated," We dont sell to dumb Blonds!!!" Then the blond said," How do u know I'm blond? I went home and died my hair 3 times! Why cant i buy that tv?" Then the sales man said," Because! Its an oven!"

A Blond walks in to the Library "I'd like a burger and fries please" she says,
"Miss this is a Library" the librarian replies.
*whispers* "Sorry i would like burgers and fries please"

that hattie girl is so stuck up

i would just like to say to the blonde who said that blondes have more fun and stuff well we dont make fun of you, some of my best friends are blondes and they are smarter than me, we dont mean it, haircolour doesn't matter, its the person. but they are just funny and they cheer you up, everyone knows that blondes arent really stupid. Dont get offended any blondes, the joke could be made with brunettes. but you have to admit that they are funny and you probably did laugh or at least smile when you read the jokes. x

Blondes are the best! What is with the world and making fun of blondes? wait..don't answer that, i'll answer it. YOU ARE ALL JELOUSE THAT YOU AREN"T AS HOT AS US!!! Just so you know, i have natural platnume blonde hair. I was the most popular girl from kindergarden to my senior high shcool year. And yet Princeton, Hrarvard, Yale, Stanford, and USC have all ofered me scholarcships 1ust for being SMART! most blondes i know are actually smart. so stop wasting your time critizising blondes and do something valuable with your time. Like they say: BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN!!!

i think that it was as funny as a blonds looks! keep on rockin brunettes

there is this saying that Blondes might have lots of fun but Brunettes remember it the next day!!!!

why the bonde cross the road?

idk either but she better get back and make me a sandwich.

All you haters are just jealous because blondes have more fun.

This site is very interesting. It seems to raise a debate about the nature of stereotyping and how far someone can take a negative stereotype before it becomes inappropriate. An interesting aspect of this is that within the blond stereotype tends to be another stereotype often overlooked: if one is speaking of blonds jokingly, it is rare that they would be referring to any blond person that was not a sexually attractive young female in her prime. When was the last time you have heard a blond joke about a male or a child? I believe that the joke becomes inappropriate when it seems to be "trying too hard" to insult a blond, and not independently funny. If you cannot replace "a blond" with "my friend Jane Doe" and still keep the humour, then the joke could truly be harmful to certain people. Remember that everyone is entitled to an opinion and that even more so they are entitled to their own feelings. Disagreeing is fine, but try not to belittle someone's opinion in lieu of your own. This site is here to have some fun.

Blonds R HOT !!

thats real funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i totally agree with emmy on this 1. im a blonde myself, & yeah people will assume that im not the smartest thing and then i prove them wrong. people will purposely make blonde jokes around me just 2 make me mad, but then i just laff at them 4 even trying 2 get me mad. i also think that us blondes need 2 get over the fact that we're blonde!! get over it. i mean, people make other steriotypical jokes towards brunettes 2. i mean sum people say that brunettes have mustaches and they get made fun of 4 it so us blondes have no rite 2 gripe. i mean im not the brightest lightbulb either, but its not b/c im blonde, its just the way it is. sum of my blonde friends get mad @ me when i laugh @ blonde jokes b/c im a blonde, but its like so what. i mean if a joke is funny, im gunna laugh. by the way, these jokes were hilarious!! :-)

i thought that theses jokes were funny. and i dont care if your blonde or bald it doesnt matter. sterotypical jokes are harmless as long as they are made as JOKES. thats why they're called jokes, because they're funny. get over it. if your a blonde you need to get over yourself and relize that people that laugh at blonde jokes are doing just that. laughing at a joke. its nothing personal, but i am sick of people being affended by blonde jokes. yes some blondes are dumb. but so are some brunettes and some red heads too. the dumbest girl i know is a brunette.

thats funny!

im blonde :D

well im a brunette but blondes r actually cool but weird at the same time.It all depends on the blonde bcz if its a cokie person or a mean person or just someone u dont like yeah i understand but just watch out for the person they r and youll understand what i mean.: )

I am blonde, but i still laughed at them. they were pretty funny.

People who make fun of blondes for beng dumb are spiteful and sometimes cruel!
I've got loads of friends that are blondes and they're really, really smart! Top in the class actually!
Eat that blonde offenders

wow, people are so lame. I am EXTREMELY blond, and all you blond's getting offended need to grow up. It's really not that important to be treated better than any other person...redheads, black hair, and brunettes are not all smart either. And plus the blond girls just live up to the idiots people make us out to me...so yeahhhh get over it. losers.

the first one was mad :)

im a blonde i dont know any of them

I don't get some of them...lol what do they mean? BLONDES AREN'T REALLY THAT STUPID! Gosh! lol ok maybe we are a little bit but OH WELL! haha

what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at ya? ... run shes got a granade in her hand. why was the blonde staring at the orange carton? ... it said cocentrate. why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? ... to see what was on the other side. A blonde asks a man for the time he replies 11:30pm the blonde replies thats strange ive asked this question 7 times today and i keep gettin a different answer.

Wooohhhoo.. im a blonde , but im still hot!

It was very funny! I think that it is mean in a way though. Hey all you blonds!... you may get made fun of but you are always sexy!

Q: what do u do if a blond throws a granade at u...... u pull the pin and throw it back

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

the jokes are pretty funny, but offensive to blondes

I am a blonde and i think that the blonde conceded brats are so spoiled and I think that they need to chill. I don't care if guys Like blondes or pocka dot haired gurls better. I am pretty smart but I am not offended by these jokes. I just took the dumb blonde Joke and it says I am surely not a dumb blonde. I like the third joke the best. It makes me crack up. The last one is pretty cool!

Blondes aren't stupid I am a blonde and astraight a student

Not true. Blonde's are not stupid. Don't feed the damn stereotype's about us, we are just the same as every other person on the face of the earth, our hair color does not determin our intellectual capabilities. Pure bullshit.

I can't belive i'm sitting here
reading comments from extremely
idiotic girls, crying becuz of some
JOKES (that don't necessarily mean EVERY
blonde is stupid, or do they make a blonde any less pretty)If you're a blonde & ur crying over a blonde joke
page that Y O U decided to go to & READ...then please slap your selves :D
I am a Blonde & yes i'll admit(according 2 all my friends) i DO have
a lot of those slow moments..but i can
definately take a joke.

this is my joke: theres a man mowing his lawns and he notices him neighbor a attractive blond she walks to her letterbox and sees nothing confused she walks back inside the man continues to mow his lawns when the blond walks out of her house a second time and searches her letterbox and storms back inside the man with a worried look continues to mow his lawns then the blond storms frustratingly a third time looks in the letterbox and slams it shut then the man being neighborly asks is everything ok the blond replies no it isn't my computer keeps saying ive got mail. lol i nearly peeed myself reading that. hehe